November 2009
My Life’s Great Adventure
They say that writers write. Well, I want to be a writer, so, I’ll write.
Not that I’m a terrific writer or anything, but I do have thoughts in my head that rattle around and need to get out. I’ve thought for years that I’ve got a good book trapped somewhere inside this muddled brain of mine, so maybe this is the beginning of that.
I read Jane Heller’s column every day. Her “Confessions of a She-Fan” is delightful. You want a writer? There’s a writer! She writes with such ease. Compared to her I’m a two-bit hack. Ok, I’m always a two-bit hack, but compared to her I’m worse.
The thing is, I like to write. Maybe it’s cathartic or something, I don’t know. I took the obligatory creative writing courses in college, but I never cared about anything I wrote. It was always about Gandalf or Winston Churchill or something like that. It was never anything I really cared about.
After college I got a job at a small-town newspaper that was run by about six people. Somehow, I got my own column and so took the opportunity to write about people in that small town. It was fun. I mean, it was a lot of fun. And people seemed to enjoy it. For the first time in my life I was really writing about something I loved.
Now, thirty years later, I’m a project manager for a Fortune 500 company. Gone are my writing days, except for this blog. Oh, I keep a journal, but it’s not the same.
So, I’ve decided that since it’s the off season, I’m going to write about more than just the Yankees. I love the Yankees and have since I was able to know what baseball was. But there’s only so much you can write about your favorite team, though you love them dearly, in the off season.
I’ve kept a small pad in my pocket the last six or eight months, and at times, during boring meetings, I sit and contemplate my life. Every time I think of something I’d like to write about, I write it down. I’ve filled up about twelve or thirteen pages now, so I think it’s time I sprung a leak in my brain and let some of those ideas drain out.
Over the last 50 years I kept waiting for my life’s great adventure. Maybe it would be some James Bond .007 adventure where I had to save some beautiful woman from certain death.
Or maybe it would be an Indiana Jones-type adventure in which I found some great and lost relic that would alter history.
Or maybe it would be an adventure that would put me on the moon or in a history book or would make some mark on the world.
Little did I know that during those first 50 years, I was living that adventure every day in the small, seemingly irrelevant and mundane activities of every day life.
This is my life’s great adventure, told by the person who actually lived it and wouldn’t change one minute of it.
Back to Work
Well, it was back to work this morning. Business as usual, as they say. Now we get down to the real baseball season where teams are made and broken.
Believe me, I’m no fan of the business of baseball. I think it has ruined, to an extent, the greatest game that was ever devised. Baseball should NOT be run by businessmen who’s only care is whether or not they make money. It should, instead, be run by people who care about baseball itself, people like, hmm, well, I can’t really think of anyone. But you know what I mean.
However, since we’re in the world of big business and multi-million dollar contracts, let me tell you what I’d do if it were me who ran the Yankees.
Let’s face it. The Yankees are the World Champions, much to the chagrin of the rest of baseball. I always learned that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, so I wouldn’t do a whole lot of tinkering with the team. However, I would do a couple of things.
On the sign side, the first thing I’d do is sign Andy Pettitte, Johnny D and Godzilla. Yes, I know the they’re all “old”, that Johnny D has an arm that is a liability and that Godzilla’s knees just won’t let him do much of anything but DH. I know all of this. But I’d sign them anyway. Andy has proven he’s a money pitcher, especially in the postseason. Johnny has proven that he’s a money hitter, clutch, and smart as a whip (I still shake my head at his double steal in game 4). Godzilla, well, is the MVP of the Series. Need I say more?
On the dump side, I’d have to say goodbye to Chien-Ming Wang, Chad Gaudin, Sergio Mitre, and Jose Molina. Look at it like this. Wang has been too much work to keep healthy. And there is no guarantee he’s going to be able to go next year. Gaudin and Mitre both contributed bupkus. I wouldn’t have either one of them back if they paid ME to play. And let’s face it, Jorgie’s not going to last forever. Let’s get another catcher in here who can take over when Jorgie’s done. Molina’s not going to do that.
As far as the free agent signings, I’d sign Jason Bay and John Lackey and that’s it. Cream of the crop, right? Well, wouldn’t both of them like to win a championship? Bring them in, we’ll play them. Lackey would fit nicely into that rotation and Bay can play outfield and hit like nobody’s business. Make room for both of them.
That’s it. Nice and simple. Keep the core like it is. It will last another three or four years. Tex at one, Robbie at two, DJ at short, Al at three, Johnnie D, Melky and Jason Bay in the OF. Rotation of CC, AJ, Andy, and Lackey and then throw Joba in every now and then. Keep him mostly in the pen with Coke, Hughes and Mo. Jorgie behind the plate with some new guy backing him up. Sounds like a winner to me.
The World Series is over. Time to get down to business.
So much for the afterglow.
Sign ‘Em
Let’s face it, Brian Cashman did a masterful job during last year’s
offseason. He brought in CC, AJ and Tex, whose presence on the team
just helped win us a 27th championship. Without those three, I don’t
think the Yankees even get to the big show.
Then he brought in some
minor role players like Jerry Jr and Swish during the summer. Terrific
moves. Both contributed in a big way down the stretch.
But now, as the Bombers roll down the Canyon of Heroes in a tickertape storm, my mind wanders to what he’ll do THIS offseason.
There are some big-name free agents out there this winter, including Johnny D and Godzilla. Guys like Adam LaRoche, Brian Roberts, Chone Figgins, Jason Bay, Jason Werth, Carl Crawford, and Vladimir Guerrero head this class’s crop of prospective position players. John Lackey will be the class of this year’s crop of pitchers, but Josh Beckett, Brandon Webb, Rich Harden, Cliff Lee, Brett Myers and Erik Bedard are also available.
Don’t get me wrong. I’d love to have another strong arm like Cliff Lee (although I hate his stinking guts) or another great stick like Jason Bay would bring (stinking Sox). But if I were Brian Cashman, I’d start putting all of my current efforts into resigning Johnny and Hideki.
I know, I know. The Yankees are old. I hear it all the time. They need to move toward getting younger. But those two guys gave an awful lot to the team this year, and even more during the postseason, and I think they deserve to be rewarded with nice, new contracts. They don’t have to be long termers, just new.
Godzilla’s got bum knees, but he’s proved he can still go deep. Johhny’s not quite as fast as some of the younger players, but what a stick. They were both money in the postseason.
Listen, I’m not going to get into who Cashman should bring in this year. I’m going to leave that up to him and the Yankee brass. But I do want to make one thing perfectly clear. Johnny D and Godzilla want to play in the Bronx and Cashman should make it his priority to make it so.
Service with a smile
There are precious few times in this life when you get what you came
for. Most of the time you have to go back through the
drive-thru because the person who couldn’t speak English got your order
wrong.
The other day I went through the drive-thru at one of your larger burger chains and asked for a very simple order. One number 7 with a Sprite, one number 11 with a Sprite and one chicken nuggets kids’ meal with an Icee. What I got in my bag was a number 2, a number 12 and a kids meal without the crummy toy, so I turned around and went back. What I got the second time was still wrong, so I went back again. What I got from the “friendly” server was an icy stare.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not picking on the fast food industry. Service is bad all over. Phone service, food service, television
service. You’ve got to pump your own gas now (unless you live in NJ).
When I was a kid we sat in the car and let the attendant fill ‘er up,
along with checking the oil and washing the windshield. Not so any
more.
Nobody seems to care any more, and there seem to be fewer every minute. But what I got last night was exactly what I wanted…a Yankees championship.
First, let me congratulate the Phillies. They are an excellent team and they deserved to be in the Series. Great hitters, great pitching, great coaching. Charlie Manuel is a class act and I am proud to know that my team beat the best. Like we always tell our Little League boys, “If you want to be the best you’ve got to beat the best.” The Yankees did just that.
What I wanted was a dominating performance by Andy Pettitte. Check. Then I wanted a side of Mo with maybe a little bit of Joba thrown in. Check. After that I wanted to see dramatic, timely hitting. What I got was exactly that from Tex, Johnnie D, Al and of course, Godzilla. Last, but not least, I wanted some good defense. Check, check, check. Everything in my bag was exactly as ordered. Yankee championship to go, please, and hold the mayo.
I’ll have the same order to go for 2010, too, if you please.
I Hope Andy’s the Man
All I can say today is “I love Andy Pettitte”. If that helps him win tonight, that’s all I care about. I’ve thought Andy was great since he came up way back in the mid-90s. I’ve thought Andy was terrific since he won all those games for us die-hards back in the late 90s. I even loved Andy when he went to the dis-Astros.
I’m nervous. I thought Joe should have started someone other than AJ the other night. My son told me before the game started that the Yankees were going to lose because he didn’t trust AJ. He said AJ hadn’t had enough rest. I countered with a look at CC and how he did on three day’s rest. Then he said, “AJ’s not CC”. And so it was.
I really thought we had them there in the top of the 9th. They kept battling back and battling back and they sucked me right in. By that time my son had falled asleep, but if Tex had gotten on, I would have awakened him. Jeter’s DP was a killer and so was Tex’s K. He swung at several balls there, and we could have had Al come up to the plate. Instead, we pack up our troubles in our old kit bag and wait for tonight.
I just hope Andy is the man. Please Andy. Please give us something to cheer about.
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